ATHEISTS DON'T HAVE NO SONGS

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Christians have their hymns and pages,

Hava Nagila’s for the Jews,

Baptists have the rock of ages,

Atheists just sing the blues.

Romantics play Claire de Lune,

Born agains sing He is risen,

But no one ever wrote a tune,

For godless existentialism.

For Atheists,

There’s no good news,

They’ll never sing a song of faith.

For atheists,

They have a rule,

The “he” is always lowercase.

The “he” is always lowercase.

Some folks sing a Bach cantata,

Lutherans get Christmas trees,

Atheist songs add up to nada,

But they do have Sundays free.

Pentecostalists sing they sing to heaven,

Coptics have the books of scrolls,

Numerologists can count to seven,

Atheists have rock and roll.

For Atheists,

There’s no good news,

They’ll never sing a song of Faith.

In their songs,

They have a rule,

The “he” is always lowercase.

The “he” is always lowercase.

Christians have their hymns and pages,
Hava Nagila’s for the Jews,
Baptists have the rock of ages,
Atheists just sing the blues.
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Catholics dress up for Mass,

And listen to, Gregorian chants.

Atheists just take a pass,

Watch football in their underpants.

Watch football in their underpants.

Atheists, Atheists, Atheists,

Don’t have no songs!
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Steve Martin

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AT SIDON AND TYRE

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Six weeks in Phoenicia among the gentiles
give the apostles new insights.
Christ enjoys the humor of these
people, and reflects about how humor
is a trait so lacking among his own.
Day 9 of THE LENTEN SERIES is here:
http://www.maninthemaze.com/thelentenseries/atsidonandtyre.html

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THE KHERESA LUNATIC

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Very seldom does one find any humor
in religious stories, but when the
swine-raising gentiles ask Christ and
the apostles to leave their midst
because they fear losing many pigs -
well, it's a hoot! The story of the
cure of Amos the "lunatic" is
the day's topic.
See it here:
http://www.maninthemaze.com/thelentenseries/thekheresalunatic.html

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SOME THANKSGIVING HUMOR

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I thank God I'm alive,

and still even have a sense

of humor.

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THE MEDICINE OF HUMOR

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There ain't much fun in medicine,

but there's a good deal of medicine in fun.

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Josh Billings

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IN PASSING....

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Three friends from the local congregation

were asked, "When you're in your casket and

friends and congregation members are mourning

over you, what would you like them to say?"

Artie answered: "I would like them to say that

I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual

leader, and a great family man."

Eugene commented: "I would like them to say

that I was a wonderful teacher and servant

of God who made a huge difference in

people's lives."

Carl said: "I'd like them to say

'Look, he's moving!'"

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