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Showing posts with label dimwitted. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dimwitted. Show all posts

Sunday, January 17, 2010

DEMENTED OLD PAT - SICK, SICK, SICK

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Televangelist Pat Robertson sounded like
a demented old fool when he said the
devastating earthquake in Haiti is
"God's wrath for a pact Haitians made
with the devil" to gain independence from
the French.
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"They were under the heel of the French,
you know, Napoleon the Third or whatever.
And they got together and swore a pact to
the devil" Robertson said Wednesday
on the Christian Broadcasting Network's
700 Club.
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Insensitive and stupid as it was,
this is hardly the first time Robertson
has spewed such ridiculous apocalyptic
revelations. He told the Pennsylvania town
of Dover in 2005 that disaster might strike
there because its citizens voted out school board
members who favored teaching intelligent design
over the theory of evolution. That same year
he said Hurricane Katrina was sent by God
as a punishment for America's
legalization of abortion.
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Robertson's babble is not to be confused
with real religious philosophy. He's
nothing more than a nut job peddling an
extreme right-wing world view.
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It should be noted that after his idiotic remarks,
Pat said a prayer for the people of Haiti.
I'm praying too - that he gets hit by a truck.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

BOGEY FOR BOZO

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In the middle of the night
I heard the sports commentator
(or whatever he was) on CNN say:
"America worships its athletes."
The ringing of a bell sounded in my
half-asleep brain. WORSHIPS?!?
Oh yes, this deal, the SPORTS hero.
Not to be confused with the pedophile
pop MUSIC hero we just finished with -
(well, there will actually be no foreseeable
end to the wormlike pieline of crap praising
Pedophile Land's creator, and most fervent,
and public, promoter).
But Jackson and Woods. Worshipped.
Yes, it's true. It's also incredibly stupid.
America's obsession with dimwitted morons
like Jackson/Woods, and puerile pastimes like
the sport (SPORT???) of golf,
("PUT IT IN THE HOLE, DUMMY!"),
as the country staggers toward bankruptcy,
and a billion worldwide go hungry,
isn't just pathetically immature,
and irresponsible, it's deadly.
False idols come in many forms.
They say the PGA tour and its sponsors
will lose a LOT of money here.
Good. It's better spent elsewhere.
Screw the PGA tour and its sponsors.
Are there sandtraps in hell?
Unknown, but there's plenty of
them here - in the form of fire hydrants,
sleezy porn stars, bad judgement,
the jackals in the media,
and ALL THAT DAMN CASH!!!!
FORE!!!!