Don't worry about your heart, it will last
as long as you live.
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has
that keeps it from betting on people.
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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house.
There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of
snakebite, and furthermore always carry
a small snake.
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Some things are better than sex, and some
are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
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It ain't what they call you,
it's what you answer to.
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