as long as you live.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has
that keeps it from betting on people.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house.
There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of
snakebite, and furthermore always carry
a small snake.
Some things are better than sex, and some
are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.
It ain't what they call you,
it's what you answer to.